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Time for a bit of a history legend despite the fact that Centurion , like most movies set during the Roman Empire, plays fast and loose with the events that happened.  As the opening crawl lets us know Rome once spanned from part of western Asia through the majority of Europe and northern Africa, with its furthest frontier being England.  Though they made some forays to capture what is now Ireland and Scotland a series of events, similar to what prevented their further expansion into Germany, held them at bay. The Ninth Legion has become a legend as it was sent northward to deal with the Picts, in reality a name given to a number of Celtic tribes that lived in the norther part of the island at the time, most likely related to the modern-day Welsh.  It was rough, cold terrain, and the Romans had a tendency in Britain to anger the locals through violent shows of force which included rape, torture and mutilation of women and, though history doesn't play it up much, men as we...

As the DC Cinematic Universe circled the drain Warner Bros. desperately tried to get audiences to come back.  As they did it became more and more obvious that their strategy was to copy Marvel.  This wasn't hard as every key Marvel character had some sort of doppelganger in the D.C. universe.  For instance, instead of Dr. Strange, there was Dr. Fate.  Instead of Black Panther we have Black Adam. To be fair, T'Challa was always a good guy and a positive force for the fictional country of Wakanda, which managed to become an advanced civilization due to a steady supply of vibranium.  Kahndaq, the ancient kingdom in which Teth-Adam (Dwayne Johnson) lived, had something called eternium and, because of it, became the target of international mercenaries that were in control of the country.  In the comics, Black Adam was a supervillain and a main rival of Captain Marvel.  Here he is an antihero who becomes the reluctant protector of his homeland 5000 years lat...

I don't think it's easy for an audience not familiar with exactly what a big deal masked wrestler El Santo was to understand why he could be such a phenomenon.  A hero in the ring and known for never removing his mask until he retired shortly before his death, Santo became a bit of a folk hero.  He was famous outside of being a luchador, making a series of movies that often featured his rival in the ring - Blue Demon - and Santo teaming up to fight crime, monsters and seven Satan himself.  The movies became popular in Mexican cinema and gained a cult following in the U.S., largely in urban areas close to the border that had Spanish cinemas.  As can be expected these movies did not have the biggest budgets, most complicated plots or great special effects.  Rodolfo Guzmán Huerta, the man behind the mask, obviously had fun making them, as did everyone else.  And, truth be told, neither he nor Blue Demon removing the masks, something that was key to they public...

I am not a professional wrestling fan.  Nor am I fan of wrestling in any form.  I understand it's silly entertainment for many, and it's not snobbery on my part.  It just never clicked with me.  Thus, seeing that the Canadian film Dark Match was a horror film about wrestling, I was a bit reluctant to see it as it's completely out of my wheelhouse.  However, what Shudder forgot to do was to include a little note saying that this was from the guy who did Wolfcop , a frenetic horror comedy that is exactly what the title implies.  While quite a bit less of an assault on the senses as that film it would have at least allayed many of my fears.  Rusty (Jonathan Cherry) is a small-time wrestling promoter whose organization S.A.W. employs a number of minor performers that do a regional circuit.  One of this is Miss Behave (Ayisha Issa), who though still young is slowly watching her career slip away, especially as a new addition named Kate the Great (Sara C...

What sets the Millennium Era of Godzilla films apart from the preceding ones is that there was no set story.  Godzilla 2000: Millennium had one major goal and that was for Toho to redeem their property after the disastrous Godzilla that American audiences were given courtesy of Roland Emmerich.  It served its purpose, although it ended with Godzilla, having defeated the alien Orga, proceeding to lay waste to Japan as the credits rolled.  Despite having a fair bit of humor throughout it was a downer of an ending. Instead of following on from that Godzilla vs. Megaguiras takes us to an alternate universe.  In this one Godzilla attacked and destroyed Tokyo in 1954.  Despite a massive rebuilding effort the decision was made to relocate the capital to Osaka.  However, the big guy attacked again in 1966, destroying the country's first nuclear plant.  Looking for some other source of clean energy, by 1996 the country developed plasma energy, but that again ...

Most people know about the 1955 creature feature Tarantula from the line in "Science Fiction/Double Feature" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show .  Indeed, along with Them! , this is one of the more recognizable big bug movies of the 1950s.  It's a genre known for laughable effects and general silliness but, when done right it provided some thrills, especially for the younger crowd it was aimed toward.   After a man is found wandering in the Arizona desert with acromegaly, a rare pituitary condition he appears to have developed within days, Dr. Matt Hastings (John Agar) tries to figure out why.  It turns out that it is due to experiments Prof. Gerald Deemer (Leo G. Carroll), who is doing experiments with growth hormones.  While successful on animals the results on humans have been questionable at best and fatal at worst.  When his other assistant injects him and burns down his lab a tarantula that has been injected with the serum escapes. Stephanie "Ste...

Along with such directors as William Castle and Roger Corman there was Bert I. Gordon.  Castle loved his gimmicks, Corman loved making money and Gordon liked everything big.  Big bugs, big animals, big men.  Just not big budgets.  While some have dismissed Gordon as being along the lines of Ed Wood that is unfair.  Gordon's movies were not spectacular, definitely not classics, but they were at least passable entertainment, where only a handful of Wood's movies were watchable.   Gordon not only directed his films but did most of the special effects for them as well.  That is where issues pop up, and it was an issue that followed American International Pictures into the 1970s.  Where Ray Harryhausen was a master of stop motion and Toho had guys in suits stomping around miniature cities, Gordon often used forced perspective or set a small creature loose among his models.  Sometimes this worked better than could be expected but often resulte...

There are too many films that become a major sensation that I watch in hope that I get the thrill I used to get when it felt like every major blockbuster film was something new and exciting.  The problem is that unique experience of seeing something unexpected and knowing that one is getting in on the ground floor of a new popular culture sensation is now something that rarely happens.  Sequels and remakes have always been the cash cows of Hollywood, but it still seems that movies like Weapons were peppered in there more often in the past.  I may not have been on board from the beginning on this one, but I can definitely see why this caught the public's attention.  One day every child except Alex (Cary Christopher) vanishes from a fifth-grade class taught by Justine Candy (Julia Garner).  For an unexplained reason they all leave their houses at 2:17 in the morning and not return.  While grieving parents try to figure out what happened Justine is blamed for ...

Most people are aware of Ring 2 , the rather disappointing sequel to 1998's Ringu .  It was a bit of a mess, going off in numerous directions and relegating Sadako to a mere afterthought throughout the majority of the film.  Those expecting her to continue claiming victims by crawling out a television set were quite disappointed. However, Ring 2 had been made with a purpose.  When Ringu was in production it was decided to begin making the sequel, Spiral , at the same time.  Also based on a book by Kôji Suzuki, this was the movie he spent a lot of time on, cowriting the film adaptation with director Jôji Iida.  However, where Ringu became a major box office smash and, elsewhere, a cult hit, Spiral failed so badly that Ring 2 was rushed into production to make up for it.  The truth is that neither sequel does much to carry on the original story.  Mitsuo Andô (Kôichi Satô) is a pathologist on the brink of suicide who blames himself for his son's death....

Ring 2 is the official sequel to Ringu , the 1998 adaptation of Kôji Suzuki's novel of the same name.  It wasn't the first, with the original version being a Japanese television movie and, to make things even more confusing, Ring 2 isn't the first sequel to the feature film version.  That was a movie called Spiral .  Released at the same time as Ringu , it failed at the box office, resulting in writer Hiroshi Takahashi and director Hideo Nakata, who made the first film, being tapped to make a quick sequel.  Shortly after Sadako's (Rie Ino'o) body is found in the well her father Takashi (Yôichi Numata) is brought in to identify the body.  It is soon confirmed through facial reconstruction.  The only thing is that the police are baffled by the fact that it appears she had been alive in the well for 30 years.  Meanwhile, they are continuing to investigate the death of Ryûji Takamara (Hiroyuki Sanada) and disappearance of Reiko Asakawa (Nanako Matsushima) ...

M is one of the most influential movies ever made.  Released in Germany in 1931 as the Nazis were slowly gaining more and more control, it is probably the one most film students know by director Fritz Lang other than Metropolis .  It was one of the transitional films from silent to sound and a milestone in German cinema, so much so that it became a cult film in the U.S., facilitating both Lang and its star, Peter Lorre, to get out of a worsening situation at home and come work in Hollywood. Of course, Hollywood wouldn't let such an intriguing story go without a remake, and an American version was made in 1951, although not directed by Lang.  Two years later a second remake was made, not in Germany or the U.S., but in another country that had a burgeoning cinema movement that unfortunately was cut short by domestic strife.  El vampiro negro, or The Black Vampire , was an adaptation of the story by renowned Uruguayan/Argentinian director Román Viñoly Barreto. ...

Unfortunately, when one mentions The Wicker Man , many think of the viral clip of Nicholas Cage yelling about bees in the remake rather than the small budget treatise on blindly following religion that the original film is.  Part police procedural, part horror film and part musical, The Wicker Man is unique in both its jarring unevenness and its ability to create a sense of unease with little going on through most of the movie, climaxing in a heart wrenching manner.  Sgt. Howie (Edward Woodward) is a Scottish police officer who travels to the isolated community of Summerisle to investigate the disappearance of a young girl named Rowan (Gerry Cowper).  Upon arrival he finds that no one on the island will admit to ever having seen the girl, including her mother May (Irene Sunters).  Blocked at every turn, the devoutly Catholic Sgt. Howie finds himself pursued by Willow (Britt Ekland), the daughter of the local innkeeper, and perplexed by the fact that the community app...

The City of the Dead , also known by its more lurid U.S. title Horror Hotel , was the first production for the British Studio Vulcan Pictures.  That may not sound like much but Vulcan would soon become Amicus, a low-budget but successful competitor to Hammer, the studio that produced the most famous British horror films for nearly two decades.  While Hammer had all the big names from Universal, Amicus produced a number of popular anthology series as well as feature films based on two stories from the BBC series Doctor Who .  Though made a bit over a decade earlier The City of the Dead shares some plot elements with The Wicker Man , with the main character leaving modern society to go to an isolated community ruled by ancient ways.  The two films are quite different in tone, but many of the elements are there, as is Christopher Lee.  This, however, doesn't contain the vague respect for paganism like the later film.  Professor Allan Driscoll (Lee) teaches a c...

Not all movies hit the same for all people.  1408 , for instance, was a much-talked-about film when it came out in 2007, right in the middle of one of the worst decades for horror films.  Another in a long line of PG-13 fright flicks, this one was adapted from a Stephen King short story that had started out as an exercise on writing drafts as part of King's non-fiction book, On Writing , published in 2000.  The story came out as an audio file before that and eventually the written version appeared in the collection Everything's Eventual in 2002.  Keeping in mind that the story itself was an afterthought is key to approaching the movie.  Mike Enslin (John Cusack) is a writer that specializes in paranormal travel guides.  A failed serious novelist with family issues, his books are successful but bring him no joy.  In fact, despite staying in numerous places purported to be haunted, Mike does not believe in the paranormal.  While writing a new book o...

Luis Buñuel is a director pretty much everyone has some familiarity with.  For students of surreal cinema (and fans of Pixies) there is Un chien andalou , a short film from the 1920s made in partnership with Salvador Dali.  For the serious film student there is Simon of the Desert , another short movie that explores the fine line between devotion and hubris.  For most, especially the art film crowd, there is Belle du jour , his stab at the French New Wave.  The latter is probably his most well-known, although I like it the least of his works, largely because of my frustration and dislike for that particular film movement.   He had different phases of his career with one being a long stint beginning in 1946 making films in Mexico.  Buñuel enjoyed the freedom he had there as well as working internationally.  Although he spent a good deal of the 1950s making movies outside of Mexico, Simon of the Desert and The Exterminating Angel, two of the final f...

In a Violent Nature is inspired by the classic slasher films but comes at the genre from a literally different angle.  The only movie I can really think that it is similar to in concept, but much different in style and execution, is Tucker & Dale vs. Evil .  In that we see a couple of actual nice guys that are mistaken for psychopathic killers, thus seeing things from their side rather than the random teenagers that get mutilated in creative ways, albeit in that case it is comedy.  Here it is mostly serious, although some of the kills have some dark humor, but writer and director Chris Nash has given us a unique perspective of a slasher film from the killer himself.  When a group of kids take a locket from a grave near an old fire tower they unwittingly release Johnny (Ry Barrett).  Johnny was killed in an accident 70 years prior after a prank went wrong.  When his dad came for revenge, he was murdered by the inhabitants of a logging camp.  They we...

If any attempt to bring a comic book franchise to the big screen was cursed it has to be The Fantastic Four .  Jack Kirby's tale of a Reed Richards, his wife Sue Storm, her brother Johnny and their friend Ben Grimm being given superpowers by a cosmic storm and defending the Earth first appeared in 1961 and has endured ever since.  The problem is that the movies so far have featured a hackneyed scheme to hold on to the franchise, a pair of goofy attempts at emulating the comics and one grimdark version that may or may not have been ruined by studio interference.  Regardless, none of them are really worth seeing, despite Michael Chiklis going above and beyond as The Thing in 2005's Fantastic Four .  Like with most Marvel properties, these heroes and their menagerie of villains are now firmly in the grasp of Disney, having inherited the movie rights from their purchase of Fox.  That also means that they, in their infinite search for more money, must find a way to j...